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comicbooks: Must Watch: First Full Trailer for Jon Favreau’s...

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 20:50:29 -0800

Must Watch: First Full Trailer for Jon Favreau’s Iron Man 2!

Remember when we used to ride bikes REALLY fast down the hill?

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 20:24:00 -0800

And remember when the pedals got going so fast that we couldn’t stop it, and then we took our feet off of them and we were going so fast and we got scared so we bailed?

That’s like some kind of emotional allegory for when people get out of a relationships to avoid getting too close to someone - to avoid letting someone inside… and avoid getting hurt. You can feel free to use it folks…

I’m not a genius, just some kind of conduit that transmits lyrically graceful electricity in the form of references and jokes.

And remember when you were going full speed and the chain broke distracting you by the sound and made you totally forgot there was a left turn ahead and then when you look up you were like “ohhh shit” hitting the breaks desperately ending with you in the ground and the bike over you?

That’s why I still have nightmares involving bicycles and clowns. Why clowns? because I watched “It” when I was really young and since I don’t trust a man wearing makeup. That made me a homophobe? probably. I care? not at all.

Photo

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 14:25:07 -0800

"Mankind is advanced technically. Man can build space stations, can assemble them in space, and..."

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 18:50:01 -0800

“Mankind is advanced technically. Man can build space stations, can assemble them in space, and ponders about landing on Mars, but the development of mankind itself seems to stagnate on stone age level.”

- Sigmund Jähn

eyeonspringfield: Marge: Have you noticed any change in...

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 21:35:54 -0800

eyeonspringfield:

Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart?
Homer: New glasses?
Marge: No, he looks like something might be disturbing him.
Homer: He probably misses his old glasses.

Suck it Patriots.

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 13:40:08 -0800

Suck it Patriots.

nickholmes: This is our moment gentlemen.

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 09:09:13 -0800

nickholmes:

This is our moment gentlemen.

hpneo: zooeydeschanel: (via splitroads) (U) ditto

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 20:33:24 -0800

hpneo:

zooeydeschanel:

(via splitroads)

(U)

ditto

"My name is Lt. Aldo Raine and I’m putting together a special team, and I need me eight..."

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 15:51:27 -0800

“My name is Lt. Aldo Raine and I’m putting together a special team, and I need me eight soldiers. Eight Jewish-American soldiers. Now, y’all might’ve heard rumors about the armada happening soon. Well, we’ll be leaving a little earlier. We’re gonna be dropped into France, dressed as civilians. And once we’re in enemy territory, as a bushwhackin’ guerrilla army, we’re gonna be doin’ one thing and one thing only… killin’ Nazis. Now, I don’t know about y’all, but I sure as hell didn’t come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily and jump out of a fuckin’ air-o-plane to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity. Nazi ain’t got no humanity. They’re the foot soldiers of a Jew-hatin’, mass murderin’ maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. That’s why any and every every son of a bitch we find wearin’ a Nazi uniform, they’re gonna die. Now, I’m the direct descendant of the mountain man Jim Bridger. That means I got a little Injun in me. And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. We will be cruel to the Germans, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And the German won’t not be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. And the German will be sickened by us, and the German will talk about us, and the German will fear us. And when the German closes their eyes at night and they’re tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with. Sound good?”

- Lt. Aldo Raine

"Get ready to fly, bitch!"

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 15:44:37 -0800

“Get ready to fly, bitch!”

- Stuntman Mike

"Looked dead, didn’t I? But I wasn’t. But it wasn’t from lack of trying, I can tell..."

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 15:42:41 -0800

“Looked dead, didn’t I? But I wasn’t. But it wasn’t from lack of trying, I can tell you that. Actually, Bill’s last bullet put me in a coma - A coma I was to lie in for four years. When I woke up, I went on what the movie advertisements refer to as a ‘roaring rampage of revenge.’ I roared. And I rampaged. And I got bloody satisfaction. I’ve killed a hell of a lot of people to get to this point, but I have only one more. The last one. The one I’m driving to right now. The only one left. And when I arrive at my destination, I am gonna kill Bill.”

- The Bride

"Y’all beat the hell out of that woman, but you didn’t kill her. And I put a bullet in..."

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 15:41:32 -0800

“Y’all beat the hell out of that woman, but you didn’t kill her. And I put a bullet in her head, but her heart just kept on beatin’. Now, you saw that yourself with your own beautiful blue eye, did you not? We’ve done a lot of things to this lady. And if she ever wakes up, we’ll do a whole lot more. But one thing we won’t do is sneak into her room in the night like a filthy rat and kill her in her sleep. And the reason we won’t do that thing is because… that thing would lower us. Don’t you agree, Miss Driver?”

- Bill

"My money’s in that office, right? If she start giving me some bullshit about it ain’t..."

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 15:36:58 -0800

“My money’s in that office, right? If she start giving me some bullshit about it ain’t there, and we got to go someplace else and get it, I’m gonna shoot you in the head then and there. Then I’m gonna shoot that bitch in the kneecaps, find out where my goddamn money is. She gonna tell me too. Hey, look at me when I’m talking to you, motherfucker. You listen: we go in there, and that nigga Winston or anybody else is in there, you the first motherfucker to get shot. You understand?”

- Ordell Robbie

"The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He’d be damned if any slopes..."

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 15:35:06 -0800

“The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He’d be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy’s birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.”

- Captain Koons

"Fuck you, White! I didn’t create the situation, I’m just dealin’ with it!..."

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 15:29:00 -0800

“Fuck you, White! I didn’t create the situation, I’m just dealin’ with it! You’re acting like a first year fucking thief - I’m acting like a professional! If they get him, they can get you. They get you, they get closer to me, and that can’t happen! And you, motherfucker, are lookin’ at me like it’s MY fault. I didn’t tell him my name. I didn’t tell him where I was from. I didn’t tell him what I knew better than NOT to tell him! Fuck, fifteen minutes ago you almost told me your name! You, buddy, are stuck in a situation YOU created. So, if you wanna throw bad looks somewhere, throw ‘em at a mirror!”

- Mr. Pink

barelysarcasm: GPOYW - takin’ a picture of a crooked floating...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 08:50:01 -0800

barelysarcasm:

GPOYW - takin’ a picture of a crooked floating ladder at the Fort Worth Modern Art Museum edition. (iphoto by lauren brock)

I have that same sweater, I bought it in Gap because my shirt smelled like BBQ and needed something to wear in a flight.

This song always cracks me up. Something is wrong with me.

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:02:00 -0800

This song always cracks me up. Something is wrong with me.

I really want to see the Eric Wood videoC

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 10:43:59 -0800

themightyfoz:

CBS refused to re-air it, and I really want to see it but cant find it anywhere. I know this makes me a little weird. I do not enjoy things like this, I am just very curious about them. Maybe because I suffered a terrible injury like that in High School ball. (Compound Fractured my left knee so bad, the bone came out of my skin.

I just alays had a fascination about this afterewards…..anyone see it it/find it?

have a blast: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3sxYA16Qfk

barelysarcasm: I forgot to change my defense away from Miami in...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:24:29 -0800

barelysarcasm:

I forgot to change my defense away from Miami in fantasy football until the game was already in progress…

NOW I’M STUCK WITH MIAMI’S DEFENSE!!!

FUUUUUU!!!

You should be grateful to have Miami’s defense.

(via hpneo)

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 08:22:38 -0800

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